after all that we had we act like we had never met
the xx (via chipsnodip)

(Source: ost-kreuz)

We fall in love with one version of someone and we expect them to stay that way, but they never do.
Olivia Wilde, “Her: Love in the Modern Age”   (via emilyung)

(Source: choomtasticbaby)

You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.
Amy Poehler (via cardigansandcocktails)

(Source: splitterherzen)

Anonymous asked:
Have you ever eaten a girl out

officialwhitegirls:

girls are friends not food


Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

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